[00:09.38]Ask if we can have six in
[00:10.92]If not we''ll have to have two
[00:13.39]You''re coming up our end aren''t you
[00:15.61]So I''ll get one with you
[00:17.77]Won''t he let us have six in
[00:19.89]Especially not with the food
[00:22.08]He could have just told us no though
[00:24.27]He didn''t have to be rude
[00:25.81]
[00:26.40]See her with the green dress
[00:28.52]She talked to me at the bar
[00:30.74]How come it''s already two pound fifty?
[00:32.90]We''ve only gone about a yard
[00:35.08]Couldn''t you see she were gorgeous
[00:37.24]She were beyond belief
[00:38.92]But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice
[00:41.11]Came and paid for her tropical reef
[00:43.24]Sitting going backwards
[00:45.27]And I didn''t want to leave
[00:47.59]I said hit Shire Green mate
[00:49.27]Via Hillsborough please
[00:51.02]
[00:59.12]Well how funny were that sketch earlier
[01:01.02]Up at that taxi rank
[01:03.43]Oh no you woulda missed it,
[01:05.08]I think it were when you went to the bank
[01:07.27]These two lads squaring up proper shouting
[01:09.74]About who was next in the queue
[01:12.06]The kind of thing that would seem so silly
[01:13.91]But not when they''ve both had a few
[01:15.74]Well calm down, temper, temper
[01:18.06]You shouldn''t get so annoyed
[01:20.31]You''re acting like a silly little boy
[01:24.62]And they wanted to be men
[01:26.31]And do some fighting in the street
[01:29.03](They said) No surrender! No Chance of Retreat
[01:32.18]
[01:57.54]So hiding in the taxi
[01:59.73]Cause I didn''t wanna leave
[02:01.68]I said hit Shire Green mate
[02:03.53]Via Hillsborough please
[02:05.56]
[02:13.38]Drunken plots hatched to jump it,
[02:15.51]ask around are you sure?
[02:17.16]Went for it but the red light was showing
[02:18.98]And the red light indicates doors are secured