[00:01.59]这天也不早人也不少
[00:04.72]鸡也不叫狗也不咬
[00:07.50]各位乡亲父老
[00:08.94]今天举行一场比武招亲
[00:11.32]要说我们家小姐
[00:12.53]长的可是柳叶眉杏核眼
[00:14.56]樱桃小口一点点
[00:16.48]不论您是赤手空拳还是手持兵器
[00:19.44]什么带勾的带刺的带尖的
[00:21.30]带铁链的丢的出去拉的回来的一律欢迎
[00:24.75]好！这光说不练是嘴把式！
[00:27.48]光练不说傻把式！
[00:29.18]有说有练才是真把式
[00:31.61]现在宣布比舞招亲正式开始
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[00:36.47]Shorty别再对我眨眼
[00:38.28]小心妳的姐妹发现
[00:40.44]妳不是要保持形象
[00:45.22]Hey我把妹从不随便 妳高贵合我口味
[00:49.19]我开跑车有夜店只缺妳来帮我花钱
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[02:22.69][00:53.29]后宫有佳丽三千
[02:24.58][00:55.34]争奇斗艳我不屑
[02:26.80][00:57.60]别想对我发号施令
[02:30.78][01:01.66]Prada 限量鞋 Gucci包我背
[02:35.74][01:06.01]不需要人给 自己刷卡付钱
[01:08.30]共享王子的宠爱 抱歉我没那么凯
[01:14.70]故作娇柔好悲哀
[01:18.68]红颜多薄命 只有我特例
[01:22.97]花木兰从军 可惜没办法参与
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[02:39.65][01:27.49]其实不会复杂 只要用心去
[02:43.69][01:31.87]Try um oh um um um hah hah
[02:47.69][01:36.00]刻意营造安全感 我无法全都买单 oh
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[03:48.94][02:56.17][01:43.96]太子妃千千千岁 没有血统的加冕
[03:53.36][03:00.21][01:48.09]我就是出类拔萃 连皇室都傻眼
[03:57.72][03:04.70][01:52.43]No matter what you want
[03:59.76][03:06.72][01:54.60]No matter what you need
[04:01.74][03:08.68][01:56.57]不用无聊选秀名次鉴定我的美
[04:05.81][03:12.68][02:00.56]
[04:06.29][03:13.21][02:00.96]太子妃千千千岁 暧昧花招我没学
[04:10.21][03:17.23][02:05.04]只请求一个信念 Follow我的感觉
[04:14.78][03:21.62][02:09.61]No matter what you want
[04:16.70][03:23.58][02:11.56]No matter what you need
[04:18.84][03:25.62][02:13.52]爱我的全部还要包容我的缺点
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[03:30.91]alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
[03:35.07]people of all ages,
[03:37.84]in the place tonight, is the lovely, Miss Linda,
[03:40.78]and the world famous
[03:42.60]Goodfeathers and we are balling out of control